I'm a Nigerian-American entrepreneur, software engineer and writer who lives near Boulder, Colorado with my wife and three sons. I studied Electronic Engineering at The University of Nigeria at Nsukka, and Computer Engineering at the Milwaukee School of Engineering. I was co-founder of Fourthought, Inc. in 1998, which I ran until 2007, when I co-founded Zepheira. In my spare time I train in martial arts (AKKI Kenpo and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu), skateboard, snowboard, play and coach soccer, read and write poetry.
Hilarious story, "The Cable Guy Took a Dump in My Bathroom, Or, Why I Hate My Parents." by a friend and fellow writer on thenervousbreakdown.com. Kimberly is also an amateur filmmaker, and if you like her story, check out her film, "Why we wax".
Really, I gives a f*** what politicians wear, but with all the brouhaha I just couldn't help it. Here's the Amy Whitehouse version of "F*** me pumps"
When you walk on the stump
And you're dressed like a Trump
Rocking your f*** me pumps.
And the men notice you
And your Gucci bag too
They'll vote for the five figure hair do.
But you're a pawn in the game
Everyone knows your name,
And that's your whole claim to fame.
Never miss a fight
'Cause you dream in life,
To be White House first dude's wife.
You don't like commies
That's what you say,
I guess that's why you dress just like a millionaire.
No city slickers
They don't do nothing for ya,
But clothes that don't scream "mid-town Madison" just bore ya...
BTW, if you haven't heard the original of this marvelous song it's a can't-miss.
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